Ganked a writing meme!

Stolen from Lyn Thorne-Alder, who stole it from someone else, in the great tradition of internet memes.

Tell me about a story I haven’t written, and I’ll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

(Snippets will be edited into this post for ease of perusal.)


From Lyn Thorne-Alder: “The Daevalicious in a situation where Patrick well and truly has to rescue her.”

“No, I am here of my own free will, clearly.” I regret to admit I was genuinely – and more embarrasing, obviously – sulking. It was not my finest moment.


From Hob: “I’ve never seen you write the story of how the Moon convinced Mrs. Kitty to love him.”

“He can give you mice,” said the Moon, “but I can give you the stars.”


Several from B:

How Mr and Mrs Gainsfeld met.

“Oh come now, I would not go so far as that,” he declared. “One might as well speculate on the material of Miss Lennick’s stockings.”

Frederick nearly choked on his drink.


Once upon a time, there was a boy with eyes made of poison-ice.

He huddled, miserable, in the corner beneath the stairs, and his tears left purple-black stains on his cheeks.


Catherine Lucasta Dillon was a very curious little hedgegirl.

It had been there, just a moment before. She was certain of it. Her protestations to that effect were, however, dismissed with a curt reminder that she did not have time to be making up stories.


A talking dictionary has a chat with an old mobile phone.

“You have the most terrible spelling I have ever seen!”

sorry :( i cnt tell, no1 evr told me my splng is bad


Several from LilFluff:

The fennec of ambiguous gender (herm?) from here on the day the picture was made (or perhaps a birthday).

He sighed, scratching the back of his neck as he looked down at the fox-person… creature… person. “And what’m I supposed to do with you?”


A follow up to Lavender?

She missed the sunlight. It could have been worse – a lot worse – but the lack of sunlight, of fresh air, took a greater toll than she would have expected.


The mice plot with the cat against the dog.

It was an uneasy agreement at best. A good half of the elders were convinced it was all a trick and it was quite frankly suicidal to ever trust a cat.

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5 Responses to Ganked a writing meme!

  1. The Daevalicious in a situation where Patrick well and truly has to rescue her.

  2. theladyisugly says:

    How Mr and Mrs Gainsfeld met.

    Once upon a time, there was a boy with eyes made of poison-ice.

    Catherine Lucasta Dillon was a very curious little hedgegirl.

    A talking dictionary has a chat with an old mobile phone.

    (more?)

  3. LilFluff says:

    The fennec of ambiguous gender (herm?) from http://artventrix.tumblr.com/post/12954555390/well-its-not-a-fennec-on-a-motorbike-p on the day the picture was made (or perhaps a birthday).

    A follow up to Lavender?

    The mice plot with the cat against the dog.

  4. Hee, Trix, I LOVE these!

    I want more to… ALL OF THEM!

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