This page is not interesting! You want the pages in the dropdown menu that came up when you put your cursor over this link.
Really, that’s what you want. You don’t want to be here.
There’s nothing interesting here.
This is not the page you’re looking for.
What, you’re still here? Go on, go read something!
What are you waiting for? A joke? A silly dance? It’s not gonna happen.
Nothing interesting going on at all.
It’s all up there. Or maybe you want something on the right, in one of the tags. Maybe one of the categories.
Flash fiction is a nice one. You should try it.
Oh come off it.
Fine, if you won’t leave, I WILL.